this man will go nuts over a 5000 dollar shit covered cd disk that doesnt work, he has like 200k dollars worth of items in his inventory (his house) he also like birthday cake energy drink bang, also a among us pro.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Peter. His humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fnaf lore most of the jokes will go over a typical person's head. There's also Peter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from fnaf literature, for instance. I understand this stuff; I have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Peter truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Peter's existential catchphrase "Do you wanna know something" which itself is a cryptic reference to Scott Cawthon's epic Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Peter's intelligence unfolds itself into their earlobes. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Peter tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.